rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

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pluviophile
(n.) a lover of rain; someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days (via k2theurt)

orangefeatherybooty:

laughparty:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

well if you can’t read music it’s only

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that you don’t understand

my people

Wake Up & Escape from the Citadel (480p)

Reblogged from Vurina C. Salty
  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

horchatita:

gracelesscastiels:

today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7

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and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people

this guy man

That would be *actual* Christianity for you.

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

buttcheekpalmkang:

naturalprose:

untouchmyhair:

devenxyz:

one time, my coworker offered me cornbread with pieces of corn in it, and in that moment, i knew the devil was indeed alive, and i could feel him breathing.

that’s how my great mama used to make hers. hatedddd itttt

O_o I have never had cornbread with pieces of corn in it before. EVER. That’s pure evil indeed.

That sounds even worse than Jiffy bread…

what is so bad about cornbread with actual corn in it???? isn’t that what cornbread is???? what is wrong with yall how else are you supposed to make cornbread

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

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between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

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