For the longest time I thought everyone’s nipples were pink no matter what nationality = pink nipples
I was so wrong

When will my amazon package return from war

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

Reblogged from love yourself

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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heckayeah:

american sex ed

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dion-thesocialist:

Christian Bale is going to play Moses and where oh where are all the white people who are always so angry about race bending and historical accuracy??? Where are you??? Why are you not outraged??? I thought movies had to be historically accurate and races should never change from the source material???

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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"Tumblr is accepting unless you’re white and cis!"

touchyourblood:

I dunno, man, I fit both those categories and I gotta say I feel pretty fucking accepted here, so…

Hmm…

…maybe …

…it’s because …

…you’re taking someone’s venting …

…about the horrific things that white and/or cis people in general do …

…and instead of analyzing and adjusting your own behavior …

…to make sure you don’t contribute …

…and calling out other white and/or cis people who contribute …

…you’re making it all about you?

I had a weird dream last night there were these rad as hell fairy moth things but they died and I don’t know how to feel about that

Tags: me dreams

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dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

Reblogged from oh my my; oh my stars

How I get woken up every morning

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modernizes:

***ORIGINAL POST SOMEHOW GOT DELETED****

LEFTOVERS FROM MY LAST GIVEAWAY:

OK, so the winner of my first giveaway didn’t want these two items & they were kind enough to let me know so I can give them away to another winner.


I will pick from a random generator August 1st. I will now pick the winner August 15th, because I had to make a new post.


Items in giveaway include:
MacBook Air (unused)
Playlist Live Frame Signed by: Tyler Oakley, SprinkleOfGlitter, Mystery Guitar Man, Kassem G, Hannah Hart, Zoella, BeyondBeautyStar, Lush, Alexa Losey, Rebecca Black, ElloSteph, Adorian Deck, JessiSmiles, Brittani Louise Taylor, PointlessBlog, ThatSoJack, Ry Doon, Meghan Rosette, Orion, Superwoman, Andrew Lowe, ShayCarl, Flula, SpandyAndy, JennxPenn, Miranda Sings, KC James, Mazzi Maz


You must be following me on tumblr

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